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	<title>THE VIPER &#187; embalmed ones</title>
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		<title>Linus and Lucy</title>
		<link>http://theviper.org/2010/12/21/linus-and-lucy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 04:58:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Jerving</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[kalimba]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Peanuts]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[More from The Viper plays the Peanuts songbook, here&#8217;s Vince Guaraldi&#8217;s &#8220;Linus and Lucy&#8221; played on a very small thumb piano. If you&#8217;re keeping score at home, the instrument is tuned to C, but I&#8217;ve flattened the 7th to a Bb. This is the only song I&#8217;m capable of playing on this instrument so far [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=1006&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More from <strong>The Viper plays the Peanuts songbook</strong>, here&#8217;s Vince Guaraldi&#8217;s &#8220;Linus and Lucy&#8221; played on a very small thumb piano.</p>
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<p>If you&#8217;re keeping score at home, the instrument is tuned to C, but I&#8217;ve flattened the 7th to a Bb. This is the only song I&#8217;m capable of playing on this instrument so far (and as you&#8217;ll see, my rhythm is pretty wobbly), though I&#8217;m also working on a rendition of &#8220;Our Lips Are Sealed.&#8221; Should be ready by Christmas 2013.</p>
<br /> Tagged: <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/kalimba/'>kalimba</a>, <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/mbira/'>mbira</a>, <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/peanuts/'>Peanuts</a>, <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/thumb-piano/'>thumb piano</a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/viperblog.wordpress.com/1006/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/viperblog.wordpress.com/1006/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godelicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/1006/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/delicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/1006/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gofacebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/1006/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/facebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/1006/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gotwitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/1006/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/twitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/1006/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gostumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/1006/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/stumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/1006/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godigg/viperblog.wordpress.com/1006/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/digg/viperblog.wordpress.com/1006/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/goreddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/1006/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/reddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/1006/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=1006&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>A Christmas Message from the Viper</title>
		<link>http://theviper.org/2010/12/20/a-christmas-message-from-the-viper/</link>
		<comments>http://theviper.org/2010/12/20/a-christmas-message-from-the-viper/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2010 14:30:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Jerving</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[embalmed ones]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[stereo chorus]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;And the message is: &#8220;Christmas Time Is Here,&#8221; as per the Vince Guaraldi Trio&#8217;s theme music from A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965), which you can have Viperized in either stereo-chorus-y peppermint, or in pure unvarnished location sound vanilla. &#8220;Christmas Time is Here&#8221; &#8212; all fancy download the mp3 &#124; download the wav file &#8220;Christmas Time [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=997&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;And the message is: &#8220;Christmas Time Is Here,&#8221; as per the Vince Guaraldi Trio&#8217;s theme music from <em>A Charlie Brown Christmas</em> (1965), which you can have Viperized in either stereo-chorus-y peppermint, or in pure unvarnished location sound vanilla.</p>
<p>&#8220;Christmas Time is Here&#8221; &#8212; all fancy<br />
<span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://theviper.org/2010/12/20/a-christmas-message-from-the-viper/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/07_CYtob-5Y/2.jpg" alt="" /></a></span></p>
<p><a href="http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/christmas-time-is-here.mp3">download the mp3</a> | <a href="http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/christmas-time-is-here.wav">download the wav file</a></p>
<p>&#8220;Christmas Time is Here&#8221; &#8212; nice and plain<br />
<span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://theviper.org/2010/12/20/a-christmas-message-from-the-viper/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/4qo45EpINjQ/2.jpg" alt="" /></a></span></p>
<br /> Tagged: <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/peppermint/'>peppermint</a>, <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/stereo-chorus/'>stereo chorus</a>, <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/vanilla/'>vanilla</a>, <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/vince-guaraldi/'>Vince Guaraldi</a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/viperblog.wordpress.com/997/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/viperblog.wordpress.com/997/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godelicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/997/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/delicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/997/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gofacebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/997/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/facebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/997/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gotwitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/997/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/twitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/997/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gostumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/997/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/stumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/997/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godigg/viperblog.wordpress.com/997/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/digg/viperblog.wordpress.com/997/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/goreddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/997/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/reddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/997/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=997&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Benny Lava</title>
		<link>http://theviper.org/2010/09/24/benny-lava/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 12:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Jerving</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By popular demand &#8211; and by popular, I mean Riley wants to hear it &#8211; here are The Viper and His Famous Orchestra, live at Mike &#8216;N&#8217; Molly&#8217;s in Champaign, Illinois closing out their show of August 7, 2009 with &#8220;Benny Lava.&#8221; Newly home-mastered. (right click to download) The song proved controversial because it raised [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=954&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By popular demand &#8211; and by popular, I mean Riley wants to hear it &#8211; here are <strong>The Viper and His Famous Orchestra</strong>, live at Mike &#8216;N&#8217; Molly&#8217;s in Champaign, Illinois closing out their show of  August 7, 2009 with &#8220;Benny Lava.&#8221; Newly home-mastered.</p>
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<p>The song proved controversial because it raised two questions: 1) whether or not in performing it we were really just doing someone else&#8217;s joke and 2) who the joke is on. We comport, you decide.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/gpil-rob-henn.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-973" title="HPIM0785.JPG" src="http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/gpil-rob-henn.jpg?w=510&#038;h=386" alt="" width="510" height="386" /></a><em>Ron Henn, Summer 2009 (not at Mike &#8216;N&#8217; Molly&#8217;s), mulls over the<br />
question of whether he can fully commit to singing &#8220;Benny Lava&#8221;</em></p>
<br /> Tagged: <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/jet-pack-operation/'>jet pack operation</a>, <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/loony-bun/'>loony bun</a>, <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/yellow-goat/'>yellow goat</a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/viperblog.wordpress.com/954/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/viperblog.wordpress.com/954/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godelicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/954/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/delicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/954/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gofacebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/954/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/facebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/954/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gotwitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/954/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/twitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/954/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gostumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/954/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/stumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/954/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godigg/viperblog.wordpress.com/954/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/digg/viperblog.wordpress.com/954/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/goreddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/954/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/reddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/954/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=954&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Sharkin&#8217; ringtone</title>
		<link>http://theviper.org/2010/09/21/sharkin-ringtone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 20:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Jerving</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Riley Broach recently took the trouble to create this ringtone of &#8220;Sharkin&#8217;,&#8221; yours free for the downloading (right click to download). Tagged: ringtone<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=962&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Riley Broach</strong> recently took the trouble to create this ringtone of &#8220;Sharkin&#8217;,&#8221; yours free for the downloading (<a href="http://theviper.wikispaces.com/file/view/sharkin.m4r">right click to download</a>).</p>
<br /> Tagged: <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/ringtone/'>ringtone</a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/viperblog.wordpress.com/962/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/viperblog.wordpress.com/962/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godelicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/962/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/delicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/962/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gofacebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/962/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/facebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/962/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gotwitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/962/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/twitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/962/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gostumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/962/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/stumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/962/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godigg/viperblog.wordpress.com/962/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/digg/viperblog.wordpress.com/962/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/goreddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/962/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/reddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/962/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=962&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Unions Are a Grad&#8217;s Best Friend</title>
		<link>http://theviper.org/2010/09/01/unions-are-a-grads-best-friend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 20:38:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Jerving</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In honor of the UW-Madison Teaching Assistants&#8217; Association event that The Viper and His Famous Orchestra will be playing this Friday evening, September 3, I&#8217;m posting here a recording of one of the Viper earliest performances for the Graduate Employees Organization of the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. right click here to download mp3 &#8220;I&#8217;ve [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=916&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/capitaldom.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-926" style="margin:5px 10px;" title="capitaldom" src="http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/capitaldom.jpg?w=510" alt=""   /></a>In honor of the <strong>UW-Madison Teaching Assistants&#8217; Association</strong> event that The Viper and His Famous Orchestra will be playing this Friday evening, September 3, I&#8217;m posting here a recording of one of the Viper earliest performances for the <strong>Graduate Employees Organization of the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign</strong>.</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><span style='text-align:left;display:block;'><p><object type='application/x-shockwave-flash' data='http://s0.wp.com/wp-content/plugins/audio-player/player.swf' width='290' height='24' id='audioplayer1'><param name='movie' value='http://s0.wp.com/wp-content/plugins/audio-player/player.swf' /><param name='FlashVars' value='&amp;bg=0xf8f8f8&amp;leftbg=0xeeeeee&amp;lefticon=0x666666&amp;rightbg=0xcccccc&amp;rightbghover=0x999999&amp;righticon=0x666666&amp;righticonhover=0xffffff&amp;text=0x666666&amp;slider=0x666666&amp;track=0xFFFFFF&amp;border=0x666666&amp;loader=0x9FFFB8&amp;soundFile=http%3A%2F%2Fviperblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F09%2Funions-are-a-grads-best-friend.mp3' /><param name='quality' value='high' /><param name='menu' value='false' /><param name='bgcolor' value='#FFFFFF' /><param name='wmode' value='opaque' /></object></p></span><a href="http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/unions-are-a-grads-best-friend.mp3">right click here to download mp3</a></p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><em>&#8220;I&#8217;ve heard of Big 10 schools with representation&#8230;&#8221;</em></p>
<p>The exigent occasion for such poetry was &#8212; if I&#8217;m remembering this right &#8212; an attempt by the university&#8217;s administration to abolish part of the tuition &amp; fee waiver for graduate assistants not working in their home departments (this would have had a big effect on English, for example, who drew teachers for their professional writing and other classes from places like the Law school) but to soften the blow with the announcement of a new, but kind of rinky-dink, dental benefit.</p>
<p>DETAILS: It sounds like I&#8217;m playing a guitar &#8212; my singing cowboy one? &#8212; rather than ukulele. Carrie Rentschler was a GEO member in the audience. GSAC was the company shop.</p>
<br /> Tagged: <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/dental-plan/'>dental plan</a>, <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/geo/'>GEO</a>, <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/taa/'>TAA</a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/viperblog.wordpress.com/916/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/viperblog.wordpress.com/916/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godelicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/916/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/delicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/916/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gofacebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/916/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/facebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/916/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gotwitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/916/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/twitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/916/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gostumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/916/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/stumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/916/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godigg/viperblog.wordpress.com/916/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/digg/viperblog.wordpress.com/916/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/goreddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/916/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/reddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/916/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=916&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>In the digital archives &#8211; live @ Mike N&#8217; Molly&#8217;s, August 7, 2009</title>
		<link>http://theviper.org/2010/07/07/in-the-digital-archives/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 16:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Jerving</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It took me a year to getting around to doing it, but I&#8217;ve finally managed to archive and post the recordings that Nick Hennies made last August of the The Viper &#38; His Famous Orchestra playing at Mike N&#8217; Molly&#8217;s in Champaign, Illinois. The individual tracks are now available for free streaming and/or download on [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=830&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>It took me a year to getting around to doing it, but I&#8217;ve finally managed to archive and <a href="http://theviper.org/dig-the-archive/live-07-august-2009/">post the recordings</a> that <strong>Nick Hennies</strong> made last August of the <strong>The Viper &amp; His Famous Orchestra</strong> playing at <strong>Mike N&#8217; Molly&#8217;s</strong> in Champaign, Illinois. The individual tracks are now available for free streaming and/or download on the archives page of the Viper&#8217;s page/blog at <a href="http://theviper.org/dig-the-archive/">http://theviper.org/dig-the-archive/</a>: 2 sets, 1 encore, 24 songs in total. Over the next few weeks, I hope to get other shows up and online as well.</p>
<p>This particular show show is fun and relaxed &#8211; at times very relaxed &#8211; and gives a fairly good representation of the Orchestra in its current incarnation and a pretty decent preview of the sound we&#8217;ll be bringing to Mike N&#8217; Molly&#8217;s when we play there along with Edward Burch this upcoming weekend (Saturday, July 10 at 11:00 p.m.) and when we host the kids show and instrument-building-session at the <strong>Orpheum Children&#8217;s Science Museum</strong> also in Champaign (Sunday, July 11 at 1:30 p.m.). I&#8217;ve put these up pretty much as is, leaving out only the between-song banter.</p>
<p>But I also am planning to do some basic editing and mastering of some of the better tracks &#8211; adjusting the volume, cutting to the chase, etc. And so in that light I present below a good performance of <strong>Liz Phair&#8217;s &#8220;Flower.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><strong>Flower (Liz Phair)</strong><span style='text-align:left;display:block;'><p><object type='application/x-shockwave-flash' data='http://s0.wp.com/wp-content/plugins/audio-player/player.swf' width='290' height='24' id='audioplayer1'><param name='movie' value='http://s0.wp.com/wp-content/plugins/audio-player/player.swf' /><param name='FlashVars' value='&amp;bg=0xf8f8f8&amp;leftbg=0xeeeeee&amp;lefticon=0x666666&amp;rightbg=0xcccccc&amp;rightbghover=0x999999&amp;righticon=0x666666&amp;righticonhover=0xffffff&amp;text=0x666666&amp;slider=0x666666&amp;track=0xFFFFFF&amp;border=0x666666&amp;loader=0x9FFFB8&amp;soundFile=http%3A%2F%2Fviperblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F07%2Fflower-liz-phair1.mp3' /><param name='quality' value='high' /><param name='menu' value='false' /><param name='bgcolor' value='#FFFFFF' /><param name='wmode' value='opaque' /></object></p></span>(<a href="http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/flower-liz-phair1.mp3">click to download</a>)</p>
<p>You&#8217;ll hear the <strong>Viper</strong> on the baritone ukulele, <strong>Riley Broach</strong> on the bass, <strong>Edward Burch</strong> on the suitcase, <strong>Rob Henn</strong> on assorted percussion (is that him doing the flamenco handclaps?), and <strong>Victor Cortez</strong> on metal music stand and Thor knows what else. That great sounding electric mandolin you&#8217;ll hear belongs to <strong>Kip Rainey</strong>.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve cut out some out-of-tune a cappella caterwauling I&#8217;d done at the beginning of the performance, and cut out some of the middle parts where Riley &amp; I go out on the floor to dance (the visual effect is lost here). But I&#8217;ve left in Edward&#8217;s confessional ruminations on how things are going in his life. And I&#8217;ve left in every single one of the filthy filthy lyrics. Don&#8217;t play this for anyone under 38.</p>
<br /> Tagged: <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/filthy-filthy-lyrics/'>filthy filthy lyrics</a>, <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/nick-hennies/'>Nick Hennies</a>, <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/viper-say-relax/'>Viper say relax</a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/viperblog.wordpress.com/830/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/viperblog.wordpress.com/830/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godelicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/830/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/delicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/830/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gofacebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/830/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/facebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/830/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gotwitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/830/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/twitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/830/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gostumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/830/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/stumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/830/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godigg/viperblog.wordpress.com/830/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/digg/viperblog.wordpress.com/830/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/goreddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/830/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/reddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/830/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=830&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Silence and Noise</title>
		<link>http://theviper.org/2010/06/07/silence-and-noise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 23:48:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Jerving</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two new Viper solo recordings as of June 7, 2010. Silence click here to download &#8220;Silence&#8221; Noise click here to download &#8220;Noise&#8221; Both were recorded in the Washington Heights neighborhood of Milwaukee, Wisconsin with the Viper playing a Harmony soprano ukulele tuned in D. Both basically follow the directions of John Cage&#8217;s composition 4&#8217;33&#8243;: in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=757&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two new <strong>Viper</strong> solo recordings as of June 7, 2010.</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><strong>Silence</strong><br />
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<p>Both were recorded in the Washington Heights neighborhood of Milwaukee, Wisconsin with the Viper playing a Harmony soprano ukulele tuned in D. Both basically follow the directions of <strong>John Cage&#8217;s composition 4&#8217;33&#8243;</strong>: in each recording I prepare to play the ukulele at 0&#8217;0&#8243;, then lower it and lift it to prepare to play it again at the 1&#8217;31&#8243; and 3&#8217;02&#8243; marks.</p>
<p>Both recordings were made using a Rode M3 microphone channeled through Line6 Gearbox software and recording to the Audacity sound editing program. &#8220;Silence&#8221; uses the &#8220;Classic Vocal Front&#8221; Gearbox setting and &#8220;Noise&#8221; uses &#8220;Detroit R&amp;B Vocal.&#8221;</p>
<p>I recorded these to put some content on the <strong>Facebook</strong> band fan pages I created for &#8220;<a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/silence/131449750201492">silence</a>&#8221; and &#8220;<a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/noise/101211759928840">noise</a>&#8221; as part of my efforts to be able to &#8220;like&#8221; music, movies, books, and TV in a way other than to simply self-market myself as a list of discrete, pre-commodified brands.</p>
<p>And you can too! Go here:</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/create.php">http://www.facebook.com/pages/create.php</a></p>
<p>Of course, in a fitting final piece of typical Facebook half-assedness, the  Facebook music player application is apparently M.I.A. So you&#8217;ll have to listen to it right here on the Viper blog.</p>
<br /> Tagged: <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/433/'>4'33"</a>, <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/facebook-half-assedness/'>Facebook half-assedness</a>, <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/like/'>like</a>, <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/pre-commodified/'>pre-commodified</a>, <a href='http://theviper.org/tag/washington-heights/'>Washington Heights</a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/viperblog.wordpress.com/757/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/viperblog.wordpress.com/757/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godelicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/757/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/delicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/757/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gofacebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/757/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/facebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/757/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gotwitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/757/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/twitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/757/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gostumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/757/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/stumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/757/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godigg/viperblog.wordpress.com/757/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/digg/viperblog.wordpress.com/757/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/goreddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/757/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/reddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/757/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=757&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Small minded man</title>
		<link>http://theviper.org/2010/02/23/small-minded-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 14:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Jerving</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I prepare for The Viper&#8217;s upcoming guest spot with The Golden Horse Ranch Band on Sunday, March 7 at The Whistler in Logan Square, Chicago, Illinois, I offer this taste of a new song written specially for the occasion. This is a bit of a piece of a scratch recording of the last verse [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=700&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As I prepare for The Viper&#8217;s upcoming guest spot with <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Golden-Horse-Ranch-Band/123792973917">The Golden Horse Ranch Band</a> on Sunday, March 7 at <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Chicago-IL/The-Whistler/169765518598">The</a> <a href="http://whistlerchicago.com/">Whistler</a> in Logan Square, Chicago, Illinois, I offer this taste of a new song written specially for the occasion.</p>
<p>This is a bit of a piece of a scratch recording of the last verse and chorus of a number titled &#8220;Big Headed Small Minded Man,&#8221; a song, as far as I&#8217;ve been able to determine, about dry cleaning, .</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><strong>&#8220;Big Headed Small Minded Man&#8221; (scratch track)<br />
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<p>You&#8217;re also welcome to view the video version of roughly this same part of the song as filmed by my daughter, Irene, with some help from Ventriloquitty.</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://theviper.org/2010/02/23/small-minded-man/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/rSCCKc1EXA8/2.jpg" alt="" /></a></span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSCCKc1EXA8">on YouTube</a></p>
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		<title>Jingle Bells</title>
		<link>http://theviper.org/2009/12/23/jingle-bells/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:02:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Jerving</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[baritone ukulele]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[James Lord Pierpont]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Viper&#8217;s seasonal side project, The Reds and the Blues, are back &#8212; this time performing James Lord Pierpont&#8217;s winter classic from 1857 originally titled &#8220;One Horse Open Sleigh.&#8221; As usual, Irene Vipersdottir Jerving sings while The Viper plays ukulele (here, doubling on jug). on YouTube For just the music: &#8220;Jingle Bells&#8221; download the mp3 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=690&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Viper&#8217;s seasonal side project, <strong>The Reds and the Blues</strong>, are back &#8212; this time performing James Lord Pierpont&#8217;s winter classic from 1857 originally titled &#8220;One Horse Open Sleigh.&#8221; As usual, Irene Vipersdottir Jerving sings while The Viper plays ukulele (here, doubling on jug).</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://theviper.org/2009/12/23/jingle-bells/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/kcROHrRk680/2.jpg" alt="" /></a></span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcROHrRk680">on YouTube</a></p>
<p>For just the music:</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><strong>&#8220;Jingle Bells&#8221;<br />
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<p>For the story of The Reds and the Blues, and our recording of Irene&#8217;s original &#8220;Christmasy Blues,&#8221; <a href="http://theviper.org/2009/12/18/so-be-good/">see our previous post</a>.</p>
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		<title>So be good</title>
		<link>http://theviper.org/2009/12/18/so-be-good/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:24:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Jerving</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[embalmed ones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advent calendar]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[the blues]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the reds and the blues]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a song to open your advent calendar by: &#8220;The Christmasy Blues,&#8221; music and lyrics by Irene Vipersdottir Jerving, age 5. There&#8217;s some good advice in here, so listen up. &#8216;The Christmasy Blues&#8221; download the mp3 The song is from a forthcoming CD to be titled Christmasy, as recorded by the two-person band (me and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=683&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s a song to open your advent calendar by: &#8220;The Christmasy Blues,&#8221; music and lyrics by <strong>Irene Vipersdottir Jerving</strong>, age 5. There&#8217;s some good advice in here, so listen up.</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><strong>&#8216;The Christmasy Blues&#8221;<br />
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<p>The song is from a forthcoming CD to be titled Christmasy, as recorded by the two-person band (me and her) that she calls <strong>The Reds and the Blues</strong>. The entire run of the CD will be 1 copy, which she plans to give to our upstairs neighbors for Christmas.</p>
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