<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:geo="http://www.w3.org/2003/01/geo/wgs84_pos#" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>THE VIPER &#187; mermaids</title>
	<atom:link href="http://theviper.org/category/mermaids/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://theviper.org</link>
	<description>four strings and the truth</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 16:46:53 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.com/</generator>
<cloud domain='theviper.org' port='80' path='/?rsscloud=notify' registerProcedure='' protocol='http-post' />
<image>
		<url>http://s2.wp.com/i/buttonw-com.png</url>
		<title>THE VIPER &#187; mermaids</title>
		<link>http://theviper.org</link>
	</image>
	<atom:link rel="search" type="application/opensearchdescription+xml" href="http://theviper.org/osd.xml" title="THE VIPER" />
	<atom:link rel='hub' href='http://theviper.org/?pushpress=hub'/>
		<item>
		<title>Remembering Jay Bennett: flesh heals, wood doesn&#8217;t</title>
		<link>http://theviper.org/2009/09/03/remembering-jay-bennett-flesh-heals-wood-doesnt/</link>
		<comments>http://theviper.org/2009/09/03/remembering-jay-bennett-flesh-heals-wood-doesnt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:14:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Jerving</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[mermaids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Angie Heaton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[edward burch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jay Bennett]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[playing trombone into a mattress]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theviper.org/?p=566</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[PART ONE OF TWO check back tomorrow for the really good stuff. In the year 2000, the Viper and His Famous Orchestra holed up for a couple of days in the smallish &#8220;B&#8221; room of a studio in Urbana, Illinois to record the tracks that would see light of day in 2002 as Everything for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=566&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_567" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 344px"><a href="http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/7825_1208888628917_1429748139_30608934_1900433_n.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-567" style="margin-left:5px;margin-right:5px;" title="Not the organ Jay Bennett played on &quot;Pretty Is as Pretty Does&quot;" src="http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/7825_1208888628917_1429748139_30608934_1900433_n.jpg?w=510" alt="Not the organ Jay Bennett played on &quot;Pretty Is as Pretty Does.&quot; Photograph stolen from Rachel Leibowitz"   /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Not the organ Jay Bennett played on &quot;Pretty Is as Pretty Does.&quot; Photograph stolen from Rachel Leibowitz</p></div>
<p><strong>PART ONE OF TWO</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong><em>check back tomorrow for the really good stuff.</em></p>
<p>In the year 2000, the <strong>Viper and His Famous Orchestra</strong> holed up for a couple of days in the smallish &#8220;B&#8221; room of a studio in Urbana, Illinois to record the tracks that would see light of day in 2002 as <a href="http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/theviperhfo">Everything for Everyone</a>.</p>
<p>Placing the mics, twiddling the dials, and setting the vibe for the way the session would go &#8212; in a word, producing &#8212; was <strong>Jay Walter Bennett</strong>. We knew Jay through our suitcase player, <strong>Edward Burch</strong>, with whom Jay shared an apartment and with whom Jay would write and play and record a lot of great music (notably in the record they would put out as Jay Bennett &amp; Edward Burch in 2002, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000063Y3E?ie=UTF8&amp;seller=A32JU2TRLEE0HZ&amp;sn=Edward%20Burch">The Palace at 4 a.m. (Part 1)</a>).</p>
<p>Jay recorded us pretty straight &#8212; all of the performances were done live in one or two takes, in mono, a lot of the sound going through a single room mic, with only a few well placed overdubs recorded later. These included Jay&#8217;s organ backgrounds on the middle-eight of our cover of <strong>Angie Heaton&#8217;s</strong> &#8220;Pretty Is as Pretty Does.&#8221; Have a listen (the organ comes in at 1:44):</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><strong>Pretty Is as Pretty Does</strong></p>
<p><strong></strong><span style='text-align:left;display:block;'><p><object type='application/x-shockwave-flash' data='http://s0.wp.com/wp-content/plugins/audio-player/player.swf' width='290' height='24' id='audioplayer1'><param name='movie' value='http://s0.wp.com/wp-content/plugins/audio-player/player.swf' /><param name='FlashVars' value='&amp;bg=0xf8f8f8&amp;leftbg=0xeeeeee&amp;lefticon=0x666666&amp;rightbg=0xcccccc&amp;rightbghover=0x999999&amp;righticon=0x666666&amp;righticonhover=0xffffff&amp;text=0x666666&amp;slider=0x666666&amp;track=0xFFFFFF&amp;border=0x666666&amp;loader=0x9FFFB8&amp;soundFile=http%3A%2F%2Ftheviper.wikispaces.com%2Ffile%2Fview%2Fpretty-is.mp3%2F75019707' /><param name='quality' value='high' /><param name='menu' value='false' /><param name='bgcolor' value='#FFFFFF' /><param name='wmode' value='opaque' /></object></p></span></p>
<p><a href="http://theviper.wikispaces.com/file/view/pretty-is.mp3/75019707">click here to download the mp3</a></p>
<p>As we prepare to play at a memorial show for Jay this weekend in Champaign, Illinois, I thought it would be worthwhile to check in with the other members of the Orchestra to see what they remembered about those sessions, about mixing the tracks with Jay the following year, and about Jay in general. What follows is my e-mail interview with trombonist Rob Henn and bassist Riley Broach, edited for concision, coherence, and effect. Since <strong>Edward Burch</strong> knew Jay in a way that the rest of us really didn&#8217;t, I&#8217;m going to append his comments, unedited and untouched, to the end of the second post.</p>
<hr /><strong>SOME CONTEXT</strong></p>
<p>THE VIPER: Hey Rob, Hey Riley. I&#8217;m going to put together a post about our time with Jay Bennett and what it was like to record with him. Not overly reverent or sentimental &#8212; just kind of a matter of fact account of the kind of guy he was. So let me start out by asking what kind of contact you had with Jay before we recorded with him. For me, it was mostly through Edward [Burch]. And Jay sat in a fair amount with our honky tonk band, the Kennett Brothers &#8212; including at least once as the drummer!</p>
<p>RILEY BROACH: I got a call from Ed one day, asking if I could help move a piano up to his loft at 8 1/2 E. Main, which happened to be Jay&#8217;s place as well. Jay had just got an inexpensive (perhaps free) piano and needed a bunch of us to haul it 50+ stairs. I can&#8217;t remember if Jay or Ed said it but on our way up the stairs we began to falter and one of them said, &#8220;flesh heals, wood doesn&#8217;t.&#8221; I think we all got banged up a little bit hauling that thing and the wood was probably banged up too.</p>
<p>TV: That&#8217;s a great story, and words to live by. Though I&#8217;m going to point out that their loft was only on the second story. It probably just felt like 50+ stairs.</p>
<p>EDWARD BURCH: I believe the axiom was: “Skin grows back; wood doesn’t.” It was a phrase Jay picked up from the piano player in his country band, Gator Alley, with whom Jay worked briefly years ago as a piano mover. Also, Riley, the piano was on its way down the stairs, not up. We called you when we got to the landing halfway down and realized that with two people we were stuck and the piano was going nowhere. Definitely one of those thankful-for-cellphones moments.</p>
<p><strong> </strong>RB: I remember half of the main room at 8 1/2 E. Main having loads of musical gear &#8212; all of which, Ed explained, belonged to Jay. Jay wasn&#8217;t around much as he was probably on tour with Wilco for many of those years. I didn&#8217;t really know much about Wilco, except that they were big. Remember, I was somewhat of a music Nazi back then. If it wasn&#8217;t Classical or avant-garde I thought it was crap. However, there were a few times that Jay was around. We (Ed, Jay, &amp; I) probably just hung out eating carry-out, watching [TV?] or listening to some obscure singer-songwriter on record.</p>
<p><strong>RECORDING</strong></p>
<p>TV: Do you recall how we came to record with Jay? I remember it coming up kind of suddenly: the stars aligned and suddenly all the right people (i.e., Jay) and places (i.e. Private Studio) were open.</p>
<p>ROB HENN: Yes, it was a sudden thing: to this day I wish we&#8217;d had more time to prepare for it &#8212; we hadn&#8217;t played together in a few weeks at least, and I was trombonistically out of shape, and then one day it was just, &#8220;Come to this tiny garage-like studio in Urbana and record Viper songs for posterity!&#8221;</p>
<p>RB: I don&#8217;t really remember it being a sudden thing. I probably thought something like: it&#8217;s about time! I knew Jay was excited that we were finally recording something as well. He was a great supporter of The Viper &amp; HFO. He didn&#8217;t ask for any compensation for his time for all those recordings &#8211; did he?</p>
<p>TV: Unbelievably, no. And I think he basically arranged for the studio time at a seriously discounted rate. And the CDs themselves were printed at a discount because of his (and Edward&#8217;s) affiliation with Undertow Records. I think the only thing he got out of it, financially, was that he got to keep the master tapes at the end for re-use on other projects. It was a very generous thing he did for us.</p>
<p>What was your impression of Jay as a producer/engineer? And what, if anything, do you remember about how he recorded you?</p>
<p>RH: I don&#8217;t have much to offer here. I knew nothing about recording, and Jay and Ed and you seemed content to handle it. It wasn&#8217;t particularly interesting or fun for me. I was mostly concerned to make sure my out-of-shape lip held up. I recall only that I thought Jay was professional and that this was the real deal. The comparatively loud sound of a trombone was always a problem in recording, and in a previous attempt at making a demo recording in someone&#8217;s living room we had to have me turn away from everyone else in the band in order to play into a mattress propped up against the wall &#8212; a really awkward way to play songs with an ensemble, you can imagine &#8212; but in this new one we just let a room mic take most of the trombone sound, I believe.</p>
<p>RB: What do you mean by how did he record me? Technically, I had a direct input from a contact pick-up, a microphone inches away from the f-hole, and a room microphone picking up my bass playing. As far as how he edited/mixed my sound, I like the deep bass sound created on that album. It was clear he wanted to capture our live sound and antics. He kept the recording rolling to pick up our banter in between takes. If you listen to the full-length album you can hear a lot of this banter in between the tracks. He knew our strength as a band and did a nice job in capturing it. We were all making each other laugh. Jay included.</p>
<p>VICTOR CORTEZ: [Victor along with Kenneth P.W. Rainey added some of the few overdubs on this recording, playing toy piano and lap steel guitar, respectively, on "Winnebago Bay."] I&#8217;d never met Jay before. I was always a fan of T.L.A. [Titanic Love Affair] and Wilco, of course. I showed up at the house with my toy piano. He kinda chuckled at the sight of it when he was mic&#8217;ing it up. I remember there was a close mic and a room mic. For what I was playing, he made me do it a couple of times. So thorough.</p>
<p><em>Come back tomorrow for the second part of the story &#8212; things get interesting, tense, and lovely when we go to mix in the Wilco loft in Chicago.</em></p>
<br /> Tagged: Angie Heaton, edward burch, Jay Bennett, playing trombone into a mattress <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/viperblog.wordpress.com/566/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/viperblog.wordpress.com/566/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godelicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/566/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/delicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/566/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gofacebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/566/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/facebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/566/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gotwitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/566/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/twitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/566/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gostumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/566/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/stumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/566/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godigg/viperblog.wordpress.com/566/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/digg/viperblog.wordpress.com/566/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/goreddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/566/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/reddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/566/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=566&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://theviper.org/2009/09/03/remembering-jay-bennett-flesh-heals-wood-doesnt/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
<enclosure url="http://theviper.wikispaces.com/file/view/pretty-is.mp3/75019707" length="3942663" type="audio/mpeg" />
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/a3182cce22a4a4a3249c69790a47bccb?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Ryan Jerving</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/7825_1208888628917_1429748139_30608934_1900433_n.jpg" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Not the organ Jay Bennett played on &#34;Pretty Is as Pretty Does&#34;</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://theviper.wikispaces.com/file/view/pretty-is.mp3/75019707" medium="audio">
			<media:player url="http://theviper.org/wp-content/plugins/audio-player/player.swf?soundFile=http://theviper.wikispaces.com/file/view/pretty-is.mp3/75019707" />
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Using MuseScore to create lead sheets</title>
		<link>http://theviper.org/2009/06/24/using-musescore-to-create-lead-sheets/</link>
		<comments>http://theviper.org/2009/06/24/using-musescore-to-create-lead-sheets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Jerving</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[mermaids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[those drawn with a very fine camelhair brush]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[F/OSS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lead sheets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MuseScore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[NotePad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[working in a vernacular tradition]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theviper.org/?p=373</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As I noted in an earlier post, I recently purchased Finale NotePad, the cheap-o version of this music notation software. I needed it to create some basic lead sheets for some new material that The Viper and His Famous Orchestra will be debuting at our summer shows for 2009. Lead sheets are a practice tool [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=373&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As I noted <a href="http://theviper.org/2009/05/30/hotter-latkes/">in an earlier post</a>, I recently purchased Finale NotePad, the cheap-o version of this music notation software. I needed it to create some basic lead sheets for some new material that The Viper and His Famous Orchestra will be debuting at <a href="http://theviper.org/shows/">our summer shows for 2009</a>. Lead sheets are a practice tool for bands working in a vernacular tradition &#8212; they typically include just a simplified version of the &#8220;head&#8221; melody of a song written out on a treble-clef staff, with chord symbols written above the staff (like what you&#8217;d find in a fakebook).</p>
<p>As a notation project, a lead sheet is a pretty simple creature and doesn&#8217;t require all the bells and whistles that someone doing, say, a full orchestral score would need from software. And I found NotePad pretty easy to figure out to quickly get a line of music down on paper. But because lead sheets are created for musicians who need it mostly as spot-check reference tool for practicing, and for musicians who may or may not be skilled readers of music, they do create there own demands on someone notating the music &#8212; mostly, demands for simplicity.</p>
<p>Some of these demands I found hard to meet with Finale NotePad. Most notably, I found I couldn&#8217;t get the line to break where I wanted it so that there&#8217;d be a nice, round, easy-to-read four measures per line  on the page. This doesn&#8217;t sound like a big deal &#8211; but it makes a lead sheet infinitely more useful as a practice tool if it can be set up this way.</p>
<p>On my earlier post, I noted this issue with NotePad and mentioned that I was going to be trying out an alternative, free and open source program called MuseScore. Well, within less than a day, I&#8217;d been contacted by two separate boosters of MuseScore with helpful advice and more. A David Bolton commented on my post, saying &#8220;MuseScore can add grace notes and double bar lines plus many more things that NotePad can’t do.&#8221; And then some superhero known only as &#8220;Lasconic&#8221; emailed me out of the blue, having voluntarily taken on the project of himself or herself inputting my lead sheet for &#8220;Heyse Latke&#8221; into MuseScore. As he/she writes:</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;">I created a musicXML file from your pdf with an OMR software and open the musicXML with musescore. Then I modify it. The most recent prerelease of musescore has a plugin to break every 4 measures automatically. You can break where you want too of course. You can label the part with rehearsal marks, and use double barlines. I didn&#8217;t put any appogiatura, but it&#8217;s also possible. Not sure you&#8217;re playing a mandolin, I thought it was a ukulele. I didn&#8217;t change it neither but it&#8217;s possible as well. The result looks cleaner and beautiful, at least for my taste. Hope you like it! Tell me what you think and try musescore! It will be great to have your feedback on the forum: http://musescore.org/en/forum.</p>
<p>And he/she is right: it is cleaner and beautiful. Take a look at:</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><a href="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/497455/heyse-latke.pdf">http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/497455/heyse-latke.pdf</a></p>
<p>Or the musescore file at:</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><a href="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/497455/heyse-latke.pdf">http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/497455/heyse-latke.mscz</a></p>
<p>I haven&#8217;t yet properly thanked Lasconic or written to the forum. But I have begun using MuseScore and am finding it to be absolutely perfect for my purposes. There are some issues with needing to download a supplementary midi pack to be able to play back some of the fuller, multi-staff scores I&#8217;m now also creating with it. But for creating basic lead sheets, it&#8217;s an easy-to-learn, simple-to-use program for creating very usable, professional looking stuff. I&#8217;m very impressed and happy with it.</p>
<br /> Tagged: F/OSS, lead sheets, MuseScore, NotePad, working in a vernacular tradition <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/viperblog.wordpress.com/373/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/viperblog.wordpress.com/373/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godelicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/373/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/delicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/373/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gofacebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/373/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/facebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/373/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gotwitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/373/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/twitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/373/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gostumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/373/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/stumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/373/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godigg/viperblog.wordpress.com/373/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/digg/viperblog.wordpress.com/373/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/goreddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/373/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/reddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/373/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=373&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://theviper.org/2009/06/24/using-musescore-to-create-lead-sheets/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/a3182cce22a4a4a3249c69790a47bccb?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Ryan Jerving</media:title>
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Das Kapital 2.0</title>
		<link>http://theviper.org/2009/06/09/das-kapital-2-0/</link>
		<comments>http://theviper.org/2009/06/09/das-kapital-2-0/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 15:03:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Jerving</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[embalmed ones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mermaids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[those included in the present classification]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[150 years of marxist theory]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[3 minutes 24 seconds of vaudeville patter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[derivatives]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[too big to fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toxic assets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trouble with a capital "T"]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theviper.org/?p=353</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ask not what The Viper can do for you: ask what you can do for The Viper. And today, The Viper is asking you to contribute some of  late capitalism&#8217;s current favorite euphemisms. One of the songs we&#8217;ll be playing at our shows this summer is our old standby, &#8220;Das Kapital,&#8221; which boils down Karl [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=353&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ask not what The Viper can do for you: ask what you can do for The Viper. And today, The Viper is asking you to contribute some of  late capitalism&#8217;s current favorite euphemisms.</p>
<p>One of the songs we&#8217;ll be playing at <a href="http://theviper.org/shows/">our shows this summer</a> is our old standby, &#8220;Das Kapital,&#8221; which boils down Karl Marx&#8217;s three volumes and 150 years of marxist theory sense into 3 minutes and 24 seconds of vaudeville patter with a structure borrowed (shall we say &#8220;liberated&#8221;?) from <em>The Music Man</em>&#8216;s &#8220;Trouble in River City&#8221; song. That&#8217;s trouble with capital &#8220;T&#8221; and that rhymes with &#8220;C&#8221; and that stands for &#8220;Capital.&#8221; Here&#8217;s what it sounded like:</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;"><span style='text-align:left;display:block;'><p><object type='application/x-shockwave-flash' data='http://s0.wp.com/wp-content/plugins/audio-player/player.swf' width='290' height='24' id='audioplayer1'><param name='movie' value='http://s0.wp.com/wp-content/plugins/audio-player/player.swf' /><param name='FlashVars' value='&amp;bg=0xf8f8f8&amp;leftbg=0xeeeeee&amp;lefticon=0x666666&amp;rightbg=0xcccccc&amp;rightbghover=0x999999&amp;righticon=0x666666&amp;righticonhover=0xffffff&amp;text=0x666666&amp;slider=0x666666&amp;track=0xFFFFFF&amp;border=0x666666&amp;loader=0x9FFFB8&amp;soundFile=http%3A%2F%2Fviperblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F06%2Fthe-viper-his-famous-orchestra-das-kapital.mp3' /><param name='quality' value='high' /><param name='menu' value='false' /><param name='bgcolor' value='#FFFFFF' /><param name='wmode' value='opaque' /></object></p></span><a href="http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/the-viper-his-famous-orchestra-das-kapital.mp3"><br />
click here to download the mp3</a></p>
<p>Well, it&#8217;s 10 years since we recorded this song for our <em>Everything for Everyone</em> CD. And some of the bits in the lyrics that were supposed to sound like crazy ranting seem scarily uncrazy now. In fact, we&#8217;re going to have a hard time keeping up with reality.</p>
<p>And this is where you come in. I need your help in bringing up to date the middle &#8220;trouble, trouble, trouble&#8221; part that starts at 1:58 in the recording above. This is where, like Harold Hill, I ask if the audience has noticed that in their son or daughter&#8217;s speech, &#8220;certain words [are] starting to creep into their conversation, words like&#8230;&#8221;  And then I list some of the current &#8220;anglo-saxon monosyllables&#8221; of which James Agee (in an appendix to <em>Let Us Now Praise Famous Men</em>) once noted that &#8220;a careful man will be watchful of, and by whose use and inflection he may take clear measurement of the nature, and the stature, and the causes, and the timbre, of the enemy.&#8221; On the recording above, these were, for summer of 1999: &#8220;the new economy,&#8221; &#8220;labor shortage,&#8221; &#8220;wage inflation,&#8221; and &#8220;reformer with results.&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve started a list below for 2009, that might include:</p>
<ul>
<li>toxic assets</li>
<li>derivatives</li>
<li>too big to fail</li>
</ul>
<p>Now, it&#8217;s time for you to add your favorite words and phrases. Either send these as comments or, even better, type them directly in the wiki page I&#8217;ve created for this song at <a href="http://theviper.wikispaces.com/kapital">http://theviper.wikispaces.com/kapital</a> (you&#8217;ll just click the &#8220;edit&#8221; button you&#8217;ll see on the top of the page, then save when you&#8217;re done). The death of the reader is the birth of the contributor.</p>
<br /> Tagged: 150 years of marxist theory, 3 minutes 24 seconds of vaudeville patter, derivatives, too big to fail, toxic assets, trouble with a capital "T" <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/viperblog.wordpress.com/353/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/viperblog.wordpress.com/353/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godelicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/353/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/delicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/353/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gofacebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/353/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/facebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/353/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gotwitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/353/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/twitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/353/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gostumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/353/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/stumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/353/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godigg/viperblog.wordpress.com/353/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/digg/viperblog.wordpress.com/353/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/goreddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/353/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/reddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/353/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=353&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://theviper.org/2009/06/09/das-kapital-2-0/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
<enclosure url="http://viperblog.wordpress.com/files/2009/06/the-viper-his-famous-orchestra-das-kapital.mp3" length="4685662" type="audio/mpeg" />
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/a3182cce22a4a4a3249c69790a47bccb?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Ryan Jerving</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/the-viper-his-famous-orchestra-das-kapital.mp3" medium="audio">
			<media:player url="http://theviper.org/wp-content/plugins/audio-player/player.swf?soundFile=http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/the-viper-his-famous-orchestra-das-kapital.mp3" />
		</media:content>
	</item>
		<item>
		<title>Fillmore and Buchanan part deux</title>
		<link>http://theviper.org/2008/11/14/fillmore-and-buchanan-part-deux/</link>
		<comments>http://theviper.org/2008/11/14/fillmore-and-buchanan-part-deux/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 04:24:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryan Jerving</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[mermaids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[James Buchanan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Millard Fillmore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[our favorite Finn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[riley broach]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ringtone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[whistling like Morton Feldman]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://viperblog.wordpress.com/?p=93</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A while ago, after I&#8217;d written my Presidents day salute to two of our least remembered, least loved presidents, &#8220;The Fillmore &#38; Buchanan March,&#8221; Riley Broach took the lead sheet I&#8217;d uploaded and scored the piece in Sibelius. (For the background on the piece and the primary documents in question, see my February 20, 2008 [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=93&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A while ago, after I&#8217;d written my Presidents day salute to two of our least remembered, least loved presidents, &#8220;The Fillmore &amp; Buchanan March,&#8221; <strong>Riley Broach</strong> took the lead sheet I&#8217;d uploaded and scored the piece in Sibelius. (For the background on the piece and the primary documents in question, see my <a href="http://viperblog.wordpress.com/2008/02/20/the-fillmore-buchanan-march/">February 20, 2008 entry</a>)</p>
<p>When I asked him if he meant in the style of the Finnish composer, he laughed uncomfortably and wrote:</p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;">While an arrangement in the style of our favorite Finn, Sibelius would be hilarious, I was only referring to the program which is entitled, in fact, Sibelius. But you probably know that and are being hilarious as always, though one never can be so sure with you.</p>
<p>Well, he can be sure, because here I sit right now, whistling <span class="pullout"><span class="line"><span class="break">Sibelius&#8217;s Fifth like I&#8217;m </span></span></span>Morton Feldman or something<span class="pullout"><span class="line"><span class="break">.</span></span></span></p>
<p style="padding-left:30px;">Anyway, here is the arrangement of The Fillmore &amp; Buchanan March in some style arranged using Sibelius.</p>
<p>It sounded great, and really funny. But I was stuck. Because the file exists in a format that this blog doesn&#8217;t seem to recognize, it wasn&#8217;t until I was living in this backyard cottage I call Ainola (though if I knew the difference, I&#8217;d probably call it Shainola) and figured out that I could record streaming sound using Audacity that I also realized I&#8217;d finally be able to share Riley&#8217;s gift to the world.</p>
<p>So here it is, in all its scored glory, &#8220;The  Fillmore and Buchanan March.&#8221;</p>
<span style='text-align:left;display:block;'><p><object type='application/x-shockwave-flash' data='http://s0.wp.com/wp-content/plugins/audio-player/player.swf' width='290' height='24' id='audioplayer1'><param name='movie' value='http://s0.wp.com/wp-content/plugins/audio-player/player.swf' /><param name='FlashVars' value='&amp;bg=0xf8f8f8&amp;leftbg=0xeeeeee&amp;lefticon=0x666666&amp;rightbg=0xcccccc&amp;rightbghover=0x999999&amp;righticon=0x666666&amp;righticonhover=0xffffff&amp;text=0x666666&amp;slider=0x666666&amp;track=0xFFFFFF&amp;border=0x666666&amp;loader=0x9FFFB8&amp;soundFile=http%3A%2F%2Fviperblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F11%2Ffillmore-buchanan.mp3' /><param name='quality' value='high' /><param name='menu' value='false' /><param name='bgcolor' value='#FFFFFF' /><param name='wmode' value='opaque' /></object></p></span>
<p><strong>For download:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fillmore-buchanan.mp3">full version</a></li>
<li><a href="http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fillmore-ringtone.mp3">for ringtone</a></li>
</ul>
<br /> Tagged: James Buchanan, Millard Fillmore, our favorite Finn, riley broach, ringtone, whistling like Morton Feldman <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/viperblog.wordpress.com/93/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/viperblog.wordpress.com/93/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godelicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/93/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/delicious/viperblog.wordpress.com/93/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gofacebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/93/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/facebook/viperblog.wordpress.com/93/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gotwitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/93/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/twitter/viperblog.wordpress.com/93/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gostumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/93/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/stumble/viperblog.wordpress.com/93/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godigg/viperblog.wordpress.com/93/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/digg/viperblog.wordpress.com/93/" /></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/goreddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/93/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/reddit/viperblog.wordpress.com/93/" /></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theviper.org&amp;blog=717944&amp;post=93&amp;subd=viperblog&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://theviper.org/2008/11/14/fillmore-and-buchanan-part-deux/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
<enclosure url="http://viperblog.wordpress.com/files/2008/11/fillmore-buchanan.mp3" length="1949486" type="audio/mpeg" />
<enclosure url="http://viperblog.wordpress.com/files/2008/11/fillmore-ringtone.mp3" length="309414" type="audio/mpeg" />
	
		<media:content url="http://0.gravatar.com/avatar/a3182cce22a4a4a3249c69790a47bccb?s=96&#38;d=identicon&#38;r=G" medium="image">
			<media:title type="html">Ryan Jerving</media:title>
		</media:content>

		<media:content url="http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fillmore-buchanan.mp3" medium="audio">
			<media:player url="http://theviper.org/wp-content/plugins/audio-player/player.swf?soundFile=http://viperblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fillmore-buchanan.mp3" />
		</media:content>
	</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
