El Cortador

¡véndelo de verdad!
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Written when the Viper was not yet the Viper, but a mere 16-year-old high school student completing an alternative assignment for Spanish class in 1984. Lo mejor!

No known recordings from 1984 exist, so this one from 2022 will have to suffice. (By the by, I thank fellow Libertyville High School Spanish-class student Peter Boone for the (then) improvised “lo mejor” interjection. I’ve never forgotten the debt I owe him for this pitch-perfect addition to the song.)

The Viper performing – for the first time since Spanish class 1984 – his plug for everyone’s favorite nut cutter: El Cortador. Washington Heights, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States of America, North America, Northern Hemisphere, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe, January 6, 2022.

the kind of music your great-great-great-grandparents warned your great-great-grandparents about