The Viper and Ann Vipersspouse spent a very nice Milwaukee summer night not so long ago, eating cheese, consuming Wisconsin potables, and scrolling on Ann’s phone through T. S. Eliot’s The Waste Land looking for good alternative “The Viper & His” band names to use when truth-in-advertising would seem to call for it.
(Such is the case on Monday, September 8, 2014, when The Viper & His Own Sins Writ Large In Others, with The Viper & His Second String, will be playing the patio at Mickey’s Tavernin Madison from 5:30-7:30.)
This turns out to be the really most enjoyable way to read The Waste Land. Try it at home!
Here’s a few of the choice ones, in order from the poem (not by preference), and organized by section, including the footnotes. So look forward to future performances from the Viper & His One-Eyed Merchants of Smyrna and the Viper & His Bats With Baby Faces (though Ann is really pushing for The Viper & His Old Men with Wrinkled Female Breasts).
The Viper & His Miglior Fabbro
The Viper & His Burial of the Dead
The Viper & His Cruellest Month
The Viper & His Dried Tubers
The Viper & His Handful of Dust
The Viper & His Irisch Kind
The Viper & His Wicked Pack of Cards
The Viper & His Pearls That Were His Eyes
The Viper & His One-Eyed Merchants
The Viper & His Unreal City
The Viper & His Hypocrite Lecteurs
The Viper & His Game of Chess
The Viper & His So Rudely Forc’d
The Viper & His Jug Jug Jug Jug Jug
The Viper & His Dirty Ears
The Viper & His Shakespeherian Rag
The Viper & His What Shall We Ever Do?
The Viper & His Lidless Eyes
The Viper & His Knock Upon the Door
The Viper & His HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
The Viper & His Nice Set
The Viper & His Pills I Took To Bring It Off
The Viper & His Fire Sermon
The Viper & His Other Testimony of Summer Nights
The Viper & His Loitering Heirs of City Directors
The Viper & His Rattle of Bones
The Viper & His Chuckle Spread From Ear To Ear
The Viper & His Slimy Belly
The Viper & His Mrs. Porter and Her Daughter
The Viper & His Voix D’Enfants
The Viper & His Week-end at the Metropole
The Viper & His Violet Hour
The Viper & His Human Engine
The Viper & His Old Men with Wrinkled Female Breasts
The Viper & His Unreproved If Undesired
The Viper & His Automatic Hand
The Viper & His Wallala Leialala
The Viper & His Death By Water
The Viper & His Profit and Loss
The Viper & His Handsome and Tall As You
The Viper & His What the Thunder Said
The Viper & His Rock and No Water
The Viper & His Maternal Lamentation
The Viper & His Bats With Baby Faces
The Viper & His DA
The Viper & His Age of Prudence
The Viper & His Fragments Shored Against the Ruins
Footnotes
The Viper & His Bill of Lading
The Viper & His Cauldron of Unholy Loves
The Viper & His Approach to the Chapel Perilous
The Viper & His Handbook of Birds in Eastern North America
The Viper & His Spanish Tragedy
Now, let’s see what we can do with Howl!
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME. Milwaukee, WI’s The Viper plays Ghent, Belgium’s Stijn Debrouwere in a game of chess that is unreproved, if undesired. In Madison! Photo by Rob Henn.
We’re very excited to announce that tuba/jug player Jerry Shelato will be joining us as The Viper & His Own Sins Writ Large In Others take to the stage on the Mickey’s Tavernpatio in Madison on September 8, 2014 (1524 Williamson St., Madison, WI 53703 | (608) 251-9964).
If you’re in Madison, or can get there by hook or by crook, then please think about coming out. This will be the last of our summer-ish shows on the outdoor patio, unless the thunder speaks and a damp gust brings rain over the arid plain and dead mountain mouth of carious teeth that cannot spit.
Opening will be The Viper & His Second String. The Second String features me, Madison’s own Rob Henn, 52nd Street’s own John Peacock and a washtub bass, roaming wild and off-mic as we invade your personal space. The Own Sins Writ Large in Others add Jerry Shelato. Long-time listeners first-time callers will remember Jerry from our set performing music from The Simpsons at the Great Cover-Up in Champaign, Illinois in 1998. You will remember, won’t you?
Or how about this, from a really, really hot day in Champaign in 2009? (That’s not me and John in the middle.)
Well, this is how it works: You’re young until you’re not, you love until you don’t, you try until you can’t, and you do it all on the radio. This’ll be the first transcript I’ll attempt of The Viper & His Famous Orchestra in their appearances on Marconi’s infernal wireless invention — in this case, from Feb. 11, 2014, from an hour-long profile & performance on WMSE (91.7 on the frequency modulation band of your radio dial in Milwaukee, Wisconsin), for the show Local/Live with hosts Erin Wolf and Cal Roach.
The whole thing can be listened to in its entirety in the stream just below this paragraph, or downloaded as a mp3 podcast at this link. Full transcript of the show after the really large picture.
[VIPER’S NOTE: As of 2/14/16, neither this download link, nor the stream below, appear to be directing in the right place to WMSE’s archive. You’ll have to trust my typing, and enjoy the audio snippets throughout without their full context. Sorry!]
We’re # 91.7!
TRANSCRIPT
[Music plays]
ERIN WOLF: All right! It isLocal/Live. For this Tuesday.
CAL ROACH: Good evening, Milwaukee!
ERIN WOLF: How are you tonight, Milwaukee? We’re okay, I think.
CAL ROACH: Yes, doing well.
ERIN WOLF:We’re doing well. [Laughs.] So this evening in Local/Live, we have a really awesome…kind of a change-up of things from last week to this week. Last week we got to hear the brutal metal of Shroud of Despondency, and this week we’re going to switch it up and do a skiffle band. Holy cannoli! It’s going to be very different.
Shroud of Despondency
CAL ROACH: Yeah, very old-timey, very acoustic-based stuff this week, and it’s nice to switch it up every once in a while. This is a band, I don’t think we’ve really had anyone like this on before, at least not in a while.
ERIN WOLF:Well, yeah. Definitely not while we’ve been here. This’ll be fun; I’m really looking forward to it. This band that we’re talking about is The Viper & His Famous Orchestra. And the first place I came across Viper & His Famous Orchestra was at the Kneel to Neil event, which happens every year at Linneman’s, and they did a bang-up job of covering Neil Young, and managed to throw a Violent Femmes cover in there, too, as well.
[VIPER’S NOTE: As you’ll hear in the interview later, this was actually a Lou Reed song called “Dirt.” Reed had just passed away that week, so there was some license to mess a bit with the all-Neil-Young format of the Kneel to Neil event — heck, even Neil Young was playing Lou Reed songs at his Bridge School benefit concert that week! Erin wasn’t wrong to hear some Violent Femmes in that performance, however; Gordon Gano was an important vocal model for me when I start singing with bands in the 1980s, along with the whole idea of playing sweet-and-sour, slash-and-burn music on instruments that had gotten somewhat folked up by that point in pop history. And this particular Lou Reed song has a discursive style of development that is very “Kiss Off” like.]
And I was like, wow! this is crazy. And there’s some ukulele going on, and old-time, like ragtime, jazz influences. And it kind of blew my mind and I was, like, I need to see these guys again! They’re really talented, and really fun. And they have a host of instruments that are not typical to many bands. So this’ll be a fun night.
CAL ROACH: Yeah, definitely. You’ve got Ryan Jerving on ukulele, lead vocals; Rob Henn: trombone, backup vocals; Riley Broach: upright bass, backup vocals; John Peacock plays the suitcase (it’s kind of their percussion) and also toy piano, and backup vocals as well.
And, ah, I like what their website says for their bio. They say, they “play the kind of music your great-great-grandparents warned your great-grandparents about.” You get the idea that it’s very old timey. They refer to the term “skiffle,” and, ah, you know, it’s kind of a… it’s known for using a lot of homemade instruments and stuff like that, so that’s kind of in keeping with the suitcase and the old-timey style. You might… You can recognize, kind of… if you ever listen to very early Andrew Bird’s Bowl of Fire type material, or Squirrel Nut Zippers, they kind of touch on a similar, a similar kind of style as some of that stuff, too. Those guys kind of got lumped in with a “swing revival,” but I think there was a lot more going on in terms of, like, the old-style folk, and almost kind of a skiffle type of sound with them too. So, should be a… should be a fun time.
ERIN WOLF:Absolutely! And, we dig a little deeper, and find out that the leader of the group, Ryan Jerving, has kind of steeped himself in this music and culture. He is a professor, and he teaches writing, and he’s also written about musical history, particularly jazz, which is really interesting. And he, I think, uses a ukulele as a teaching tool in his classroom which is, really cool!
[VIPER’S NOTE: It is really cool! Technically, though, I’m not a professor these days, except in the more-or-less accepted way that Erin is using Professor/Doctor interchangeably. (The distinction is that a Doctor has a degree, but a Professor has a job!)]
The Viper attempts to give Vladimir Mayakovsky a little face time with the camera.
This is a band with some character (laughs), so it’ll be a lot of fun to hear these songs come to life. It’s storytelling music. So, I think it should be a fun one, just to say briefly.
CAL ROACH: Yeah, definitely. So, ah, should we give ’em a taste of what they might be able to expect? We’re going to play a track off of the 2002 release, Everything for Everyone, it’s a bunch of covers that they recorded, and, ah, very wide range of different stuff on there.
[VIPER’S NOTE: Actually, the one with all the covers is the 5-song EP called A Song for All Seasons, which I’ll take the opportunity to plug here!]
Back cover art and song listing for Everything for Everyone. See! Only three-and-a-half covers! Three-and-three-quarters if you want to count “El Ultimo en Saber (The Last to Know)” as a Kennett Brothers cover.
Front cover art for A Song for All Seasons, five-song EP by The Viper & His Famous Orchestra. Designed by Edward Burch.
But what’s the one we’re going to play?
ERIN WOLF: Well, we’re going to play a track. Per their request, we’re going to play “Hey! Rounders,” because we couldn’t play the Liz Phair cover (laughs).
CAL ROACH: No, unfortunately.
ERIN WOLF: For many reasons. For many, many reasons.
[VIPER’S NOTE: Really, probably just for one reason — the offending party being the fifth word or so of the bridge.]
But this one, we’re going to play. So, without further ado, The Viper & His Famous Orchestra, from Everything for Everyone, released on Trouble-with-a-Capital-T records. This is “Hey! Rounders,” here on WMSE.
[“Hey! Rounders” plays]
ERIN WOLF:All right. That was… [interrupted by recorded inter-track banter and mild obscenity from CD as it continues to play] NUTS! NUTS! That’s what happens when you don’t look at the CD player to see if it’s still going. Bah-dum-bump-CHING. Anyhoo…
CAL ROACH: Chatterboxes.
ERIN WOLF: Cal! So, “Hey! Rounders”: the name of the song from The Viper & His Famous Orchestra.
CAL ROACH: Yeah, you get a little bit of that blues feel, a little folk, a little jazz: all those elements kind of swirled together in that… that tune, and that album.
ERIN WOLF: Mmmm-hmmm.
CAL ROACH: Really, there’s a lot of different stuff. They even do George Gershwin’s “Rhapsody in Blue” on there: very, very entertaining. Yeah, you might even hear some yodeling tonight. Never know what they might throw in.
ERIN WOLF: Yeah, I’m excited to get this rolling. And they’re going to go live on the air in about… less than a minute, so we’re gonna… gonna get that rolling into your ears. But first, the official opener spot, to make it all official, from our fine friends at K-Nation. We’ll be right back.
[Promotional spot plays]
ERIN WOLF: So, again, if you’re tuned in just now, you are listening to WMSE’s Local/Live, and we’re going to be graced with the sounds of The Viper & His Famous Orchestra live here in the WMSE Bob and Genie Friedman studios. So, without further ado: The Viper & His Famous Orchestra live on WMSE.
THE VIPER: The Viper & His Famous Orchestra live on WMSE. We’re going to play for you the “Ukulele Rhythm.” And this one starts with a poëm:
Modern science tells us
That everything around us
And everything we’ve found us
With patents can be bound us.
But I’m here to tell you, Icky Jeff,
That some things can’t be owned
Like soybeans from Monsanto
Or rGBH.
[The Viper & His Famous Orchestra play “Ukulele Rhythm”]
THE VIPER: All right, for our next song, we’re going to take you somewhere very far away: we’re going to take to you to Hotzeplotz, because Hotzeplotz calls. Hotzeplotz is somewhere past Beluthahatchee, which is somewhere past Zar, which is on the other side Far. Rob, why don’t you take us there?
[Then, The Viper & His Famous Orchestra play “Hotzeplotz Calls”]
THE VIPER: And now for something completely different. The Viper & His Famous Orchestra play “Heartbreak for Beginners,” featuring John Peacock on the stylophone, one of the greatest stylophone players since Rolf Harris, playing one of the greatest stylophone compositions since David Bowie’s “Space Oddity”: “Heartbreak for Beginners.”
The Viper & His Famous Orchestra are no strangers to heartbreak. If you are, then count your blessings, because this song is for you.
[Next, the Viper & His Famous Orchestra play “Heartbreak for Beginners”]
THE VIPER: And for our final song of this live radio set on WMSE, in Milwaukee, streamable around the world, we’re going to bring you a song fit for the season. Yes, it is the season, and that’s why The Viper & His Famous Orchestra bring you “The Yodeler’s Christmas.” You ready, fellas?
RILEY BROACH: Yup.
JOHN PEACOCK: Born ready.
THE VIPER: All right.
[Finally, The Viper & His Famous Orchestra play “The Yodeler’s Christmas”]
On January 31, 2014, The Viper and His Famous Orchestra played their first full set of stuff NOT played in John Peacock’s living room or on his front porch. We played two sets of material at the lovely cabaret-style back room of the Sugar Maple in Milwaukee’s Bay View neighborhood, with a nice full set in the middle by, of course, John Peacock — because you just can’t keep a good man down.
As you’ll see from the images at the bottom of this post, we handed out a program for the show, titled “4 Strings and the Sharp Vinegar of Truth, or: Homo Ludens.” For those not inclined to read the words in images, here’s the list of songs we played.
PRELUDE: THE VIPER
Don’t Want To
LUDE #1
Big Headed Small Minded Man
The Fillmore & Buchanan March
Hotzeplotz Calls
Transformer Man
Vampire Blues
Winnebago Bay
Hey! Rounders
Das Kapital
Are You Know, or Have You Ever Been… Blue?
Good Morning Irene
Stopper in My Hand
INTERLUDE: JOHN PEACOCK PRESENTS
IL Central
The Things We Left Behind
More Or Less
Poor Alice
Make Believe
Angel @ My Table
LUDE #2
Pound It Out
Bled-a-Loe Lang-de-lang
I Love a Girl in Moscow
The Viper’s Blue Yodel no. 6.02 x 10 to the 23rd
Uncle Bud
My Seafaring Lassie
I Left My Liver in Libertyville
POSTLUDE
Body and Soul (Ludlul bēl nēmeqi)*
* Slight change to the program: played as an encore. Though listed in the program, “Make a World Brand New” was not played on this evening. So be sure to ask for it next time!
Famous Orchestra trombonist Rob Henn and I have been working in fits and starts to make theviper.org web site a little less hostage to that particular brand of Viper obsurantism in which I tend to traffic and a little more user-friendly for, oh, say, people who might want to listen to our music some time or even maybe book us for shows.
As a part of this effort, the newly streamlined “About/Contact Us” page of this site has, along with our contact info and a description of our sound/approach that’s as transparent as I can stomach, also a fun little gallery of candid, posed, and performance photos taken over the years…just to prove that we really exist!
The picture above is just a taste: for the full gallery, go here.
the kind of music your great-great-great-grandparents warned your great-great-grandparents about